~So we are all dragging a$$ today so bad. Last night our alarm went off at 1:15am. I don’t know what kind of security you have at your house, but my husband thinks he’s Pablo Escobar. We have enough surveillance cameras, etc that even the cartel is afraid to come over. Our alarm is so loud, it will literally wake the dead. Our kids both pulled their hammies sprinting to our room. They were both in our bed before I could even find the phone. My husband has a fully loaded gun by our bed. It is locked in a safe that can only be accessed by his fingertips, before someone gets all Judge Judy on us. He had it out and all of us locked in the master bedroom in like 20 seconds. So, while I tried to stop the alarm from shrieking so loud, I’m sure someone in Peyeong Chang called the police…. Liam Neeson has scoured the area and found that we left the back door unlocked. Disaster averted, but everyone was so scared and wired…we all basically slept in the same bed. It was like sleeping with a kindergarten class…ANYWAY!!!!!! I was literally in the middle of the best sleep. I read on Skinny Confidential where she has this acupuncture pillow and mat that helps her muscles relax before sleep. Like any good schlep…I ordered one, and damn if I wasn’t feeling relaxed before that strong gust of wind ruined my night.
~Okay, so my BFF text me yesterday and said, “I just dropped my clog on my toe, and I’m pretty sure this is the end.” I immediately felt all kinds of empathy for her. We laughed about it, but you know how that is…amiright?? Even if you drop like a plastic spoon…if it hits your toe just right, you feel like you might need to call the ambulance. You just hold your toe over and over, trying not to cry like a baby, wondering how anyone lives through this kind of pain. Then when you gather your wits about you, you throw the culprit (clog) across the room like a wrestler and cuss like a sailor…”$%!! YOU CLOG!!! Damnit to hell…you piece of wooden trash!!! I hate the day you were MADE!!!!!!” I digress, but I must tell you that if you are looking for the cutest and most comfortable clogs…No 6 is the one…just don’t drop it on your toe.
~You know what I want more than world peace?? Dewy skin. The kind of skin that would break Beyonce’s heart and make Neutrogena fire Jennifer Garner…you know? I mean, maybe I am being a little self centered, vain and dramatic…but I’m just being honest. Well, THIS stuff helps me out immensely. I don’t think I’m gonna get a modeling contract soon, but it’s pretty fantastic. And I quote, “This glowy, translucent, instantly perfecting SPF 20 has to be the ultimate no makeup-makeup of all time. It’s less about masking flaws, and more about looking and feeling like you—but better. The delicate, deeply hydrating formula smoothes in like a dream”; making you glisten like the moonlight. 😉
~Finally, just a little family outing to the Harlem Globetrotters on Wednesday night. Are they even from Harlem?? I have often wondered about the name, but I am too lazy to google it. Our kids loved it…they really put on a fantastic show. This guy was their favorite. His name is Thunder…does it show my age that I remember one of the coolest being MeadowLark Lemon…whatever…I’m old.
Wishing you all a fabulous weekend!!!!!!